If you have answered (d) to any of the questions, there is no doubt about it: you are a fucking queer. Try to answer the questions honestly, in spite of any guilty feelings you might have, and make a careful note of your responses. Do you:ĭ) give him your address, and tell him to get a move on, because you've already got a hard-on This is not you, and you realise that the caller has dialled a wrong number. You answer your mobile, and the caller asks, in a very camp voice, for 'Buster'. Do you:ī) tell your children not to take any notice of the double entendres, and advise them that "the mister is poorly"Ĭ) admire him for his honesty and opennessĥ. After every double entendre he smarmily utters, Winton casts a sideways glance at the camera, accentuating his gayness, and making you fully aware that he is a Rear Admiral.
You are watching the Saturday night National Lottery Show with gay host Dale Winton. Do you:ī) tell him you sympathise, but that you loathe homosexuals, and would happily have them thrown on bonfiresĭ) bend over and tell him to "come on in"Ĥ. When you answer it, a man stands on the doorstep asking you to sign a petition for even more Gay Rights.
You are at home watching TV when the doorbell rings. Do you:ī) tell him that you are not gay, and ask him to stop talkingģ. You have been unfortunate enough to have been jailed for two weeks for an unpaid parking ticket, and have been placed in a cell with a raving gaylord who speaks about nothing else apart from his gayness. Do you:Ĭ) stare at it endlessly, unashamedly and lovinglyĢ. When she's not bingewatching the latest show, she sings along to music and travels sometimes. She is a recent graduate with a lot of love for all things film & TV.
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